Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
