My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Milk Theft
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a pun. Get it? The phrase "How dairy!" sounds like "How dare he!" It's funny 'cause stealing milk is a pretty bold move, and the words sound alike. You probably think milk comes from the store. Wrong. It comes from cows. I know this stuff, you should too.
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