Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Someone stole my balls :(
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Roses are red violets are blue most of your jokes are stolen is not original to you
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
