The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill's was gone she wanted Jacks that's why she took it from him
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.
