Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill's was gone she wanted Jacks that's why she took it from him
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl
I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft.
He dressed up as batman for hollow ween.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
you know what's so horrible about this website? when i mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. no more identity theft for me.
