How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
