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Body

A picture of Cristiano Ronaldo with a smug smile. Above him, there is text saying: "when my car gets stolen but realise the body in the trunk is not my problem anymore."

GTA VI

A man with a serious face is looking towards the camera. The text "Me leaving the store with GTA VI in my mouth" is visible above him.

Flag

A diagram shows the flag of the United States above a legend. The legend uses colored squares and text to represent parts of the flag. A blue square is labeled 'Land theft'. A white square is labeled 'Slavery'. A red square is labeled 'Genocide'. A green square is labeled 'Winning wars against Vietnamese farmers'.

Credit Card

The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.

Game

The image contains white text on a black background. The text reads: "You've heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for stealy wheely automobiley."

Seagull

The image shows a news headline about a pensioner killing a seagull for stealing his chip. There are two photos of the pensioner and a drawing depicting the seagull splattered on the wall. Below is the text: "SHOULDN'T OF PINCHED ME CHIP, SIMPLE AS". There are also crying wojak characters.

Copy

A photo of a car with a shattered window. The text on the image says: "Be careful out there everyone. I had 2 copies of Concord in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more."

Grocery

A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".

Prime

me when someone steals my prime

Homer Simpson is taking a bath and Bart is standing behind him, holding a chair as if he's going to hit Homer.

Meme

A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."

Santa

A cartoon image shows Santa Claus standing next to a reindeer whose legs have been replaced with cinder blocks. Santa, looking exasperated, is saying, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP IN JACKSONVILLE." The background depicts a snowy urban scene with buildings.

Camera

Help he took my gopro

A man with a distorted face is looking into the camera. He's wearing a red hoodie and black pants. The background appears to be a room with wooden floors and a white door.