I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.
I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Penaldo Steals Pen Collection
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you simpleton! You're the kind of guy who thinks Turin is just a fancy type of gravy. The joke here is that "Penaldo" is a diss toward Cristiano Ronaldo, implying he scores mostly from penalties (pens). The dude pretends he's mad because Penaldo stole his actual pens, get it? It's wordplay, you walnut!
Comments (2)
Anonymous
bodied my idol
Anonymous
own penaldo