My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
Gwen don't worry everyone hate's you by the way! Have anything to say then who care's you can't stop me...Unknown person is going to give you hint of who hate's you...we were in a club a meeting...btw this is you! file:///home/chronos/u-76dbdf9836f4b2dfad890f13e92274274a223b0f/MyFiles/Downloads/Screenshot%202021-03-01%20at%201.58.51%20. Later Bitch!!!!!!!!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
