My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
What's a pirate's favourite letter?
(People will then say r)
Arrr, you think it be r but really it's the C that they love.
What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material and your internet will be cut off.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia."
"Wait! I can explain everything."
You mamy is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas and itβs still downloading
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
why did stephen hawking die?--- he tried to download a free version of windows
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