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What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

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