Download jokes

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to download a free version of Windows.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Fortnite Android Beta

Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."

Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"

I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."