That jokes
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!