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Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"