That jokes
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.