That jokes
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!" The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.