That jokes
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Me: And this is the room I cry in.
Date: You've said that about every room.
Me: Correct!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Man, that's funny!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."