That jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.