That jokes
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
me every day
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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