Dumpster Jokes

What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol

Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster. A baby in two dumpsters.

What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.

1 baby in 5 dumpster.

So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco

Wanna Know Whats Worse Than 5 Babies In One Dumpster?

1 Baby In 5 Dumpsters.....

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.