What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster. A baby in two dumpsters.
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco
Wanna Know Whats Worse Than 5 Babies In One Dumpster?
1 Baby In 5 Dumpsters.....
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
