What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster. A baby in two dumpsters.
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Do you know how dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2 liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a fucking dumpster you regret.
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Wanna Know Whats Worse Than 5 Babies In One Dumpster?
1 Baby In 5 Dumpsters.....
Did you just farting a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably have a mud burrito for breakfast.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
