Dumpster jokes

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.