Dumpster jokes
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.