That jokes
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What do you call something that eats kids?
An upset mother.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(