That jokes
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Memes
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.