That jokes
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!