That jokes

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.