Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
That Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
