That jokes
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!