That jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.