That jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?

Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?

Carlos!

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!