That jokes

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?

A family picture.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.