That jokes
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.