That jokes
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!
Teacher: Where’s the P?
Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)