That jokes

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?

Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!