What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Fast Food
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that cannibals eat people, right? And "fast food" is food you can get real quick. So, if a person is running, they're *fast*, making them "fast food" for a hungry cannibal. Get it? Of course, you don't. You probably still think the Earth is flat.