Baptismal Cleansing

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is saying priests baptize babies because they're basically washing off all the nasty stuff. It's like when you try to wash off the shame of sending nudes to your ex. Get it now, genius?

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