Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Receding Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your hairline is receding so far back on your head that it's like a really long journey. Like, so long, the author's dad couldn't even get to the store and back before your hairline moved even further back! It's an insult, see? About your baldness... which you should probably embrace, loser.