Six-Year-Old Girlfriend

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, nimrod. The joke is that this dummy's 'girlfriend' is only six years old. Get it? It's funny because pedophilia is illegal and wrong, and you look like you enjoy pineapple on pizza.

Comments (2)

your mom

4 years ago

damn

Dark Humor

4 years ago

the fuck

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