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Six-Year-Old Girlfriend

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R.....ed Cow
4 years ago
  • My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so listen up, nimrod. The joke is that this dummy's 'girlfriend' is only six years old. Get it? It's funny because pedophilia is illegal and wrong, and you look like you enjoy pineapple on pizza.

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    your mom

    4 years ago

    damn

    D

    Dark Humor

    4 years ago

    the fuck

    SSupreme Sturgeon

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