That jokes
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.