That jokes

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.