What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Orphan's Selfie
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, slowpoke! The joke is a play on words. An orphan, get it, has no family, but when they take a selfie, it's like they're creating their own "family portrait". It's funny because it's ironic and kinda sad, just like your dating life. Snap!