Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
That Jokes
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
