That jokes
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.