That jokes

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What did Eve say to Adam?

"That is rock hard."

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.