That jokes

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.