That jokes

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.

What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.

When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.

I said that I have been ill.

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?

Yeah, he Pasta-Way.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.

I don't beat up midgets.

That would be punching down.

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.

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