That jokes
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.