That jokes

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Did you know that water is wet?

"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.

Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.