My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
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Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
