Priests Invented Baptism

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull! The joke is about how priests, who do baptisms (a ritual to cleanse sins), are being compared to washing sex toys. See, because sex toys need cleaning too, right? It's like saying priests came up with baptism 'cause they were thinkin' about dirty dildos! You probably don't even know what baptism is. Did you know that you are not only dumb but also probably overweight?

Comments (0)

Related jokes

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
Where do babies get baptized? So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there. What? The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?" The priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate!"