What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap
What did Michale Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap Just beat it.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
Why do orphans cry alone. They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea/*lap? 👏🏼👏🏼
STANDING OVATION! 🌹🌹🥀
what is the difference between a cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist? One lapses into french, the other frenchs into laps.
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