That jokes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
BRO ASTRO NOVALITE IS A SCARDEY CAT, SO MUCH HE IS SCARED OF DANDY, THAT HE'S AFRAID TO ASK HIM TO BE HIS FRIEND OR HIS SECRET LOVER, LIKEEEE BRUHHHHH IT'S NOT THAT TOUGH BRO, LIKE GET OVER IT
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Ironic that this page is dead.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!