Drunk Uber Ride Answer of "Yes"

  • I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. You're so dense, light bends around you. The joke here is that the dude was asked a "how many" question but replied "yes," like he didn't even register the question because he was wasted off his rocker. It's funny 'cause it's dumb.

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  • Dauntless Pipefish

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