Stepmom

Stepmom Jokes

Body

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

Dad

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

Revenge

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

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  • Gold Digger

    Family all eating at the table.

    Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

    Sister: "Stop the cap."

    Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

    Dad laughed.

    Stepmom storms out of the room.