Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Mommy mommy! Are we Outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
