Stepmom jokes

Me and my stepmom went into the forest.

I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.

My dad and I were fishing one day.

That’s where he met my stepmom.

What did the orphan say to his stepmom?

"I need help."

My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.