Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
why did hitler never go to a strip club? he hated the poles
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
*One day u see a girl climb a pole and ask her* Why are u climbing that pole Because a boy payed me to He did that to see your underwear Oh. Ok *next day u see her do the same thing* why are u ding the same thing Well I got him this time. I did not wear underwear
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Well if someone ever calls u gay 🌈🏳️🌈 just say well atleast im straiter then the pole your mommy dances on 🤣🖕
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
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your gay
bro i am straighter than the pole that ur mom dances on for me every night
a man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion. maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
My friend said to me that I am gay my response I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
