Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Pole Jokes
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." ๐คฃ๐
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldnโt have hit that pole.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? Iโm as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole ๐.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!