Awkward Text Exchange

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This meme, right? It's a text message convo that goes totally off the rails. See, one person is all excited about a date, using those *asterisk* actions like they're in a roleplay or something. First, they're *blushing*, then *jumping with joy*. That's already kinda weird, you know? But then, BAM! They hit 'em with a straight-up "*cums*". Like, who says that in a regular text? Nobody! And because that's so unbelievably gross and out of line, the other person just snaps and sends a super aggressive, threatening message. It's funny because it's so unexpected and so, so wrong. You probably do weird stuff like this too, don't ya? You're a goofball.