Ten jokes
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."