Ten jokes
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!