Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Listen up, buttercup. The teacher thinks Johnny will say he has 100 dollars (10 times 10). But Johnny ain't no dummy. He knows that if he had a hundred bucks, he'd buy a bike. Why? Because you are a consumerist, Johnny is a consumerist, and everyone wants things they can't afford!