New Bike

Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”

Johnny: “A new bike!”

Bike
Dollar
Little Johnny
School
People
Teacher

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The teacher thinks Johnny will say he has 100 dollars (10 times 10). But Johnny ain't no dummy. He knows that if he had a hundred bucks, he'd buy a bike. Why? Because you are a consumerist, Johnny is a consumerist, and everyone wants things they can't afford!

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