Going to church, you don't think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don't think, you are straight.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
So my sis thinks she's so smart she said you can finish this move ten minutes later go to sleep
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Doctor: you don't have long to live. 10... Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!". "Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.
Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached".
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None cause they are all copycats.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
