Ten jokes

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten tickles.