Television jokes
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
The Stigg
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
HAHA
The original White Power (ranger).
omg.
Banana
I'M NOT
When i was watching south park, this what happens...
Community talk
Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
IDK IF YOU KNOW WHAT FIRE COUNTRY THE SHOW IS BUT MAN.... I FOUND OUT THE COPS/RESPONDERS HUSBAND WITH 2 KIDS IS GAY!.... The kids knew that their mom and dad were not happy with each other AND HE TOLD HIS DAMN KIDS HES GAY.....
Saddest death in Game of Thrones? (Ik, random, I'm just bOrEd)