Television jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
An unpleasant pause.
I like this episode
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I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!
When i was watching south park, this what happens...
haha this is so funny
Shitpost-master general
Community talk
Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
IDK IF YOU KNOW WHAT FIRE COUNTRY THE SHOW IS BUT MAN.... I FOUND OUT THE COPS/RESPONDERS HUSBAND WITH 2 KIDS IS GAY!.... The kids knew that their mom and dad were not happy with each other AND HE TOLD HIS DAMN KIDS HES GAY.....
Saddest death in Game of Thrones? (Ik, random, I'm just bOrEd)