Television jokes
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
Memes
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"