Television jokes
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
"Homo Simpson"
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.