Television jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."