Television jokes
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Stig
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
"Homo Simpson"
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."