Television jokes
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Memes
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
"Homo Simpson"
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"