Television jokes

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Stig

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

British tv: 🖥

Italian tv: 📺

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

"Homo Simpson"

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

"Full House."

What show do orphans hate the most?

Fullerb

How do you find Will Smith?

You look for the Fresh Prince.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."