Television jokes
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
"Homo Simpson"
Memes
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.