Television

Television jokes

Couch

    • So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

    So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

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    • Work

    • It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

    I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

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    • Television memes

    High

    • You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

    Cliffhanger

    • I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

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    • Family

    • Simpsons.

    Meet the Simpsons.

    They're the greatest modern family.

    From the town of Springfield.

    They're a page right out of history.

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