Television jokes
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Cameron Boyce
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Game of Thrones season 8.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.