Television jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Cameron Boyce
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?