Television jokes
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Do you see the toilet?
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.