Television jokes
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Cameron Boyce
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Game of Thrones season 8.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."