Television jokes
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Cameron Boyce
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Game of Thrones season 8.
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH