How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
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Thank you, -Connor
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Read the next line.
Read the previous line.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
So, no head?
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
went (DYM 134).
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
