Reference jokes
in (DYM 102).
So (DYM 132).
Rajdeep
an (DYM 83)
to (DYM 128)
Bro, me
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
with (DYM 57)
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Big (DYM 78).
Like (DYM 139).
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."