Reference jokes

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

with (DYM 57)

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Giggity!

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

So (DYM 132).

Yahahlmsyw.

That stand for:

You are has a whole, let me show you why.

Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!

in (DYM 102).

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

went (DYM 134).

So, no head?

Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!

Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!

Rajdeep

an (DYM 83)

to (DYM 128)

My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.

The librarian then asked me to take it out.

At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"