Reference jokes
She (DYM 110)
You (DYM 53).
in (DYM 95)
What is this?
went (DYM 134).
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
with (DYM 27)
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
in (DYM 71)
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Her (DYM 121).
She (DYM 126).
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Doin (DYM 58)?
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.