Television

Television Jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!