Television jokes

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

AOT > ur fav anime.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Wow, no SP jokes?

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Here via westwingman.net from Veep!

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Stig

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

What show do orphans hate the most?

Fullerb

"Homo Simpson"

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

What is an orphan's favorite show?

"Full House."

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!