Television jokes
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
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Memes
Wow, no SP jokes?
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Stig