Television

Television jokes

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    • A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.

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    • Paper

    • I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.

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    • Bear

    • Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

    Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

    Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

    *Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

    Lionel: AHHHHHHH

    Television memes

    Chuck Norris

    • Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    • Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

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    • Couch

    • So I was sitting on my couch, watching this homophobic TV show all about "straight and great". But then I remember, "Aren't I part of the LGBTQ?"

    So I say, "Oh my God, let's throw it out the window because that would be a good idea!" But then it gets run over by 123,456,789 cars. It gave me a $150,000 fine. Guess I'm broke.

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