Television jokes
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Wow, no SP jokes?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
Stig