Television jokes
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Wow, no SP jokes?
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Memes
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
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