Television jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
AOT > ur fav anime.
Wow, no SP jokes?
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
This is WPBS-TV. We'll pledge-break soon — thanks, viewers!
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What is written on the gravestone of a TV reporter?
"You must be back at 8:00 p.m."
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"