Teletubby Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Trump

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

Memes

Baby

The image consists of two side-by-side images. The left image shows the sun baby from the Teletubbies show. The right image shows a woman sitting outside with a young child on her lap. The text in the image states "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby." and "We've been alive for too long".

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Tit

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

Pedophile

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Factory

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Phone Sex

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.

Technology

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Memes

Conspiracy

The image is a collage of four images each comparing the movie "Lord of the Rings" with the children's television show "Teletubbies". The first shows a hobbit house and a teletubbies house in similar green grass. The second shows the four main hobbits and the four main teletubbies. The third shows the eye of Sauron and a sun with a baby's face. The text on the image says "You want a conspiracy theory, I'll give you a conspiracy theory:".

Childhood

The image shows a split view. The top part features a woman with paint on her face and hair, lying on her back. Below, there is a picture of four Teletubbies from an upward angle, against a sky background. Text overlay reads, "YOUR CHILDHOOD" above the woman and "IS NOW RUINED." below the Teletubbies.

Shotgun

Banana

A person dressed in a red Teletubby costume holds a shotgun.

Look

HAHA

Four figures in bright coats, reminiscent of the Teletubbies, stand on a grassy field. The text on the image says: "the teletubbies look different".

Look

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Four people are standing in a green field with a building similar to the Teletubbies' house in the background. The caption says "the teletubbies look different". The people are wearing colorful clothes similar to the Teletubbies.

Couple

fr couple

Two Teletubbies are standing next to each other. The yellow Teletubby on the left looks surprised, with question marks and exclamation marks above his head. He is blushing. The red Teletubby on the right looks happy and is also blushing. He has a pink heart above his head. They look like a couple.

Light

82%

The image shows a scene from Teletubbies. There are four Teletubbies, Tinky Winky (purple), Dipsy (green), Laa-Laa (yellow), and Po (red), standing in a field. Dipsy is glowing with a light. The text “Look!” appears over the center of the image.

Teletubby memes