Teletubby jokes

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What has three balls and flies through space?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?