Teletubby jokes

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?