Television jokes

What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?

It's Morphine Time.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

What is the name of a show for kids?

Barney.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?

Fuller House.

I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded. But it was only on paper view.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"