Television jokes
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Do you see the toilet?
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
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What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.