Technology jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.