Technology jokes
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.