I left my Avatar at home today.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Where's your off button?
Whatâs the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
The neighborâs children challenged me to a water fight.
Iâm just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Room, you on."
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
BlessedBrianâs sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
