Technology jokes

Are you interested in it?

More than two boot branches.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the track list.

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.