Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Technology Jokes
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
