Technology jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
I love my new phone.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.