Technology jokes
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
AI - AI - Rabo several projects:
Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.