Technology jokes
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.