Technology jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Memes
Girls be like
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
Approached (DYM 100).
Google search = 3.141592...
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent