Technology jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Alya, do you have Discord?
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Memes
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*