What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Technology Jokes
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
