Technology jokes
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Memes
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.