Technology jokes
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!