Technology jokes
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.