Technology jokes
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.