Technology jokes
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
When you still there?
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.