Technology jokes
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
I love my new phone.