Technology

Technology jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Car

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Orphan

Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?

Because they don't have home buttons.

iPhone

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Memes

Orphan

Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?

Because they can't add a home page.

Lockdown

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Car

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

Parent

Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.

Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?

Because there is no home button.

Android

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Fat

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

Google

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."