Technology jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!