Technology jokes

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I got jealous when my phone died.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.