Technology jokes
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.