Technology jokes
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Memes
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."