Technology jokes

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Emo: Phone die.

Emo: Why not me? ;(

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?

Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.

Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...

I really need some new parts to my go-kart.