Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Technology Jokes
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
