Technology jokes
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Memes
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!