Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
