It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
Technology Jokes
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
I got jealous when my phone died.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
