Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
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A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
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1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide
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What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
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What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
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A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
