I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment
When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
a byebyesexual.
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
if 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and woman want equality than maybe they should just kill themselves
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits the blow up
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
