Suicide jokes
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I'm gonna cut my life off.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.