what do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler
đź—Ł: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
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Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!” Kid: “Whatever” Principal: Why did you have to swear” Because of that one demerit!” Kid; “Doesn't matter!” Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!” Kid: “Oh well!” Principle: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!” Kid: “Im try not to kill myself!”
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
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What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
that one depressed friend
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Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
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A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said " I'm a failure at suicide too.".
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
