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You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
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Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses some say they’re still in the air
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
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What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
Are you suicidal? Remember if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
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