Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses some say they’re still in the air
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes and I replied with its not that deep
All these suicide jokes are fucking killing me
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What's the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the other side (suicide)
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road? To see his flatmate
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually
