Cause Of Death jokes
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Ammon died.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
